butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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