Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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