I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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