How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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