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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.

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(248): View more from Michigan

i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Reggie can tackle my bush.

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(719): View more from Colorado

He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"

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(818): View more from California

Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment

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(303): View more from Colorado

She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.

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(702): View more from Nevada

The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..

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