She's JV to your varsity
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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