He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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