If i come over, it means nothing
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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