I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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