We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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