Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No subtext here. People are naked.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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