i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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