I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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