Your face is a jimmy john
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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