We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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