Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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