it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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