Your tits are I can't wait for
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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