I want to stick my p in your. b.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Randomize
