Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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