I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.