I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot