i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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