do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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