Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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