bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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