are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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