im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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