who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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