p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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