You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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