i don't like sucking hair
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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