he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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