her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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