there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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