happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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