plz talk dirty to me
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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