Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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