I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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