I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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