return my video game
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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