I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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