and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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