I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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