Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm always down for nudity.
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