It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my being single is dangerous.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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