That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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