It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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