If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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