Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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