This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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