Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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