I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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