She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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