I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
try to milk me bitch
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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