I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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