whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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