Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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